gatheringkeepsakes:

bigandgreedy:

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ex-girlfiend:

sandmandaddy69:

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escuerzoresucitado:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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teaboot:

teobug:

escuerzoresucitado:

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

ALT

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roselalonde:

niklas-sagara:

roselalonde:

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

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pan-galactic-enby:

mimic-the-octopus:

radiofreederry:

holy shit based

DEVIN, APPARENTLY:

Originally posted by beepboopbopped

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pankendev:

pankendev:

i love living in pokemon world everything is so serene i am going to visit the hot springs and relax with my dearest exeggcute :)

:(

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evilmario666:

h34vybottom:

evilmario666:

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you’d like to share?

Autism

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junkfoodcinemas:

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) dir. Lee Cronin

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supreme-leader-stoat:

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

beardedmrbean:

I’m glad I decided to watch this one instead of just thinking I’d already posted it.

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i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

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yungrapunxelpart2:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

nerd-vanna:

failbaby:

failbaby:

Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis

best tweet on earth. Sublime

I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

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